normal guys vs. ed sheeran
normal guy: i really want to kiss you.
ed sheeran: all i want is the taste that your lips allow.
normal guy: let's cuddle.
ed sheeran: cover me up, cuddle me in, lie down with me and hold me in your arms.
normal guy: i want to hug you.
ed sheeran: i was made to keep your body warm but i'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms.
normal guy: she's a crack whore prostitute.
ed sheeran: and in a pipe she flies to the motherland or sells love to another man.
normal guy: marry me?
ed sheeran: settle down with me and i'll be your safety you'll be my lady.
normal guy: i'm sad and lonely.
ed sheeran: cause lately i've been waking up alone, paint splattered teardrops on my shirt.
normal guy: i'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you.
ed sheeran: i wanna be drunk when i wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
normal guy: expect me to drunk diall you later.
ed sheeran: and that tonight i'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol.